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Sunday 2 February 2014

Typical Ladies Found at a Swimming Pool


There Several kinds of ladies you will see at any swimming pool especially a university swimming pool.
 1. The Socialite
This is the girl that will do anything to get noticed at the swimming pool (including drowning). She comes with the skimpiest swimming costume she can get leaving nothing to imagination. If she knows anything about swimming she will be doing some very outrageous moves so as to get as much attention as she can get. Mostly found at the shallow end.


2. The Pro
This is a no nonsense lady who usually comes to the pool to swim. She is no attention seeker. She does several laps in all the strokes, relax, swims again and when she is done gets her stuff and leaves. She is that girl not many dudes, especially non swimmers, approach. She is usually in the school team



3. The Wall Flower
This is that girl that nobody notices or chooses to ignore. Either she ain't that hot or the swimming costume she is wearing is not appealing to the eye. She keeps to herself and is usually at the shallow end standing in the water making little or no attempt to swim.

4. The students
These are usually pretty girls who do not know how to swim. So the jamaaz at the pool seeing damsels in distress they offer to help. Though this is not helping at all, they are touched all over even to the extent of seeing the jamaaz getting erections in the water. They are chips fungwad later when the session ends.

5. The enthusiasts
These are girls who have learnt something about swimming and they are taking it serious enough. They aim to be like the pro and with enough persistence they become good. These are usually inducted into the swimming team of the respective institution.

2 comments:

  1. yea...i know about these chics!!

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    1. hahaha yeah joe lev...they are the chics that go to the swimming pool and text u that we r beside the swimo swimming

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